Why did the fart have to leave school?
It got expelled.

What do ninjas and farts have in common?
They can both be silent but deadly.

Young comedians will love this delightfully disgusting, gag-worthy book, packed full of over 200 of the smelliest, squelchiest jokes around. From the yucky and gross to the downright ghastly, these jokes are guaranteed to turn you green as you laugh your head off.

There are jokes about wee, jokes about farts, jokes about poo, jokes about bums and every other sickeningly silly subject you can think of. If you like children’s jokes to come with a large helping of toilet humour, then this is the joke book for you!

To top it all off, the book includes loads of hilarious illustrations and foul farty facts! So not only can you make your friends laugh, but you can impress them with your knowledge of all sorts of revolting subjects too!

“Ewwww!”, “Yuck”, “You stinker!”
Prepare yourself to yell all of these things when you read this spectacularly disgusting collection of farty funnies.

Caroline Rowlands is a freelance children’s writer and editor of more than 200 books, on all manner of topics, from dinosaurs and doodling to fairy tales and footballers. Continually inspired by the readers she’s writing for, and the talented editors, illustrators and designers she gets to collaborate with, Caroline enjoys writing for all ages of children.