Get ready for top-drawer delivery, as They Think It's All Over laces up its boots and races up the wing to bend in cross after cross of perfect football banter, including...

the funny:

'I love Blackpool; we're very similar - we both look better in the dark' - Ian Holloway

the plain stupid:

'Whichever team scores more goals usually wins' - Michael Owen

and the genuinely deranged:

'It's not fair to say Lee Bowyer's a racist; he'd stamp on anyone's head' - Rodney Marsh

...to tell the story of the beautiful game, through the hilarious (sometimes intentionally, sometimes not) words, actions and (mis)behaviours of players, managers, commentators and pundits. It is the perfect gift for football fans of all teams, everywhere and anywhere. Back of the net!

Frank Worrall is a journalist who writes regularly for the Sunday Times and The Sun. He is also the author of number one bestseller Roy Keane: Red Man Walking, and countless other sports books including Rooney: Wayne's World, Giggsy, The Magnificent Sevens and Lewis Hamilton: The Definitive Biography.