‘The author has clearly spent years plaguing companies with his idiotic requests for freebies, could this be where the global meltdown started?’ – Paul Foot, Life President, Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs ‘a very amusing illustration of the lengths people will go to earn a buck’ – Nigel Williams, best-selling author, The Wimbledon Poisoner

James Spence James is a dreamer with far too much time on his hands. He lives with his wife Tiff, and cat Angel, in Dunfermline, Scotland where he dreams, schemes and screams in delight when he receives yet another brand new T-shirt through the post. He is the creator of Dr Sheep and the Aardvark, unquestionably one of Scotland’s most popular on-line comic strips, enjoyed by thousands of comic fans around the world. One of his poems was recently published by Google in their book Search Me by Neil Taylor. They also sent him 2 T-shirts!