Never before has there been a book that so shamelessly gets down to the basics, and does so with a sense of humour. Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus told us what men and women were thinking about each other; He's Just Not That Into You told us where women were going wrong; This Book Will Get You Laid abandons all that namby-pambying around and gets straight to the hanky-panky. As well as being a one-stop shop for authentic advice on getting laid, guys get the inside track on women's views on their looks, chat-up lines and a host of other mating minefields. Written from behind the frontline of the battle of the sexes, this is the one war document you'll be dying to get your hands on.

Actually seems like it could do the trick. -- Penthouse

E. Dickens is author of While You're Down There.