A brand new, very silly collection of hilariously funny verse, from the well-known and ridiculous to the new and very very stupid. There are short poems, long poems, naughty limericks, and rude limericks. It includes verse about teachers, poems about cows, rhymes about dinosaurs and there might even be one about you. This book is illustrated throughout with loony cartoons. There's something alive in my trainers, It lives at the toe-end; My Mum says it's disgusting; But it cheers me up no end! Down the stream the swans all glide, It's quite the cheapest way to ride; Their legs get wet. Their tummies wetter. I think after all the bus is better.

Mike Ashley is the author and editor of over sixty books including the bestselling Mammoths Comic Fantasy, Seriously Comic Fantasy and Fantasy, and the crime-fiction collections The Mammoth Book of Locked Room Mysteries, The Mammoth Book of Roman Whodunnits and The Mammoth Book of Historical Whodunnits. He lives in Chatham, Kent.