Why did the baker have smelly hands?
Because he kneaded a poo!

Did you hear about the guy who farted in a lift?
It was wrong on so many levels!

Featuring these and many more hilarious howlers about all things disgusting, stinky and gooey to make you yell 'EWWW', 'YUCK' and laugh out loud!

Disgusting mess of the fartiest, smelliest, squelchiest jokes around * The Bookseller, Buyer's Guide *

Joe King (Author)
Joe King was born and grew up in Little Chortle. He recently moved to Greater Guffaw with his wife, Lar. Lar and Joe enjoy joking and larking around and playing with their two guinea pigs, Chuckle and Giggle. Joe King is the author of The Funniest Spooky Joke Book Ever and The Funniest Christmas Joke Book Ever.

Nigel Baines (Illustrator)
Nigel Baines is an experienced illustrator and book designer who has worked for various trade publishing houses, illustrating mostly children's books. He is a keen walker and would like to spend half the year living on top of the Andes. His other great loves are Grantham Town Football Club and any kind of travel. He lives in St Albans, Hertfordshire.