The oceans are burning. The deserts are flooding. UFOs are real. There’s also the threat of nuclear war, regular war and we’re in the midst of the sixth mass extinction. What better moment than now to take a big, long celebratory drink? We did it! We ruined everything! Don’t stress—Cocktails for the Apocalypse contains the secrets to survival in unprecedented times. These new and classic cocktails from Jennifer McCartney will help readers remember to enjoy what we’ve got and laugh when we need to. Recipes include the Martian Martini, to welcome our new overlords; the Virtual Cosmo, since remote work is the new hell reality; and the Nuclear Sunrise, so you enjoy plenty of tequila while soaking up the radiation poisoning. No matter the occasion, there’s an easy-to-make cocktail here for you.

Jennifer McCartney is the New York Times best-selling author of Cocktails for Drinkers, The Joy of Leaving Your Sh*t All Over the Place, The Rodent Not Taken, and more. She has written for the Atlantic, Teen Vogue, Curbed, and elsewhere. McCartney lives in Brooklyn, New York.