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The Crap Secret Santa Gift Book
The Crap Secret Santa Gift Book
hardback
Published:
3 November, 2016
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Description
A budget-friendly Secret Santa present for fans of How to Poo at Work and Very British Problems featuring advice on how to survive the office christmas party, silly games to play in meetings and, on one page, a picture of a really evil swan. Perfect for that bloke in marketing whose name you've forgotten.
Dear _____,
Look, I never signed up to this 'Secret Santa' crap. If I had it my way we'd spend the money on a paddling pool and fill it with gin, or a pool table or something. And I'm sure you're great, but in all honesty I'm not really sure who you are. That's why I pretended to be on my phone in the lift the other day.
Anyway, seeing as it's compulsory, I decided to get you this very expensive and interesting book, featuring such things as:
Tips on how to survive the office party
Stupid games to play in meetings
Examples of things I could have got you instead of this book
A picture of a swan
Let's face it, you're only going to leave this behind in the pub or give it to your weird nephew you're secretly terrified of, so stop complaining.
Oh, and Merry Christmas.
Yours,
'Secret Santa'
More Details
| Type | Book |
|---|---|
| ISBN13 | 9781472243942 |
| ISBN10 | 1472243943 |
| Number Of Pages | 64 |
| Item Weight | 138 g |
| Product Dimensions | 129 x 185 x 10 mm |
| Publisher / Reseller | Headline Publishing Group |
| Format | hardback |
Media Reviews
I needn't bother listing anything else really because this is clearly the best gift anybody could buy for secret santa. * Gizmodo *