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Dim Wit :The Funniest, Stupidest Things Ever Said
Dim Wit :The Funniest, Stupidest Things Ever Said
paperback
Published:
2 October, 2008
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Description
'They misunderestimated me' George W. Bush
Einstein said only two things are infinite - the universe and human stupidity. So in deference to the dumbing down of our culture, comes Dim Wit - a collection of the most jaw-droppingly stupid things ever said. The cast includes every famous foot-in-mouther from George W Bush to Prince Philip, Paris Hilton to Jade Goody, not to mention hundreds of unsung idiots plucked from villages the world over.
The result is a confederacy of dunces more pro-fun than profound - a clever witticism may coax an inward smile but it takes a really stupid remark to deliver a belly laugh. So pick up Dim Wit and prepare to embrace your inner moron - it may be the smartest thing you do...
'My grandma overheard two women talking in a doctor's surgery. After a while, one said to the other, "Do you know, Mary, I don't feel too well. I think I'll go home."' - Robyn Jankel
'I don't think anyone should write his autobiography until after he's dead.' - Samuel Goldwyn
'Winston Churchill? Wasn't he the first black President of America? There's a statue of him near me - that's black.' - Danielle Lloyd
More Details
| Type | Book |
|---|---|
| ISBN13 | 9780091924508 |
| ISBN10 | 0091924502 |
| Number Of Pages | 576 |
| Item Weight | 663 g |
| Product Dimensions | 153 x 202 x 40 mm |
| Publisher / Reseller | Ebury Publishing |
| Format | paperback |
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Author's Bio
Rosemarie Jarski is a screenwriter dividing her time between Britain and the States. Her book publications include Wisecracks and Hollywood Wit, anthologies of on- and off-screen Hollywood quotations, a spoof guide How to Be A Celebrity, and the bestselling humorous quotations books: The Funniest Thing You Never Said, Great British Wit and A Word from the Wise.