New Moan: The Twishite Saga - A Twilight Parody

New Moan: The Twishite Saga - A Twilight Parody

by StephfordyMayo (Author)


'I want to bite you, Heffa. I want to bite you very hard. I'll be gentle, I promise. If you really loved me, you'd let me'. Heffa Lump is just a typical, pale and interesting seventeen-year-old, who doubts that anyone will ever see her true beauty. But then she moves to Spatula and meets Teddy Kelledy, an impossibly gorgeous boy who eats rare meat, and is super-strong and never goes out in sunlight. Could he just may be a vampire? (Hint: totally) A tale of first love, painful longing and even more painful pointy teeth, "New Moan" is a hilarious parody of the phenomenon that is Stephenie Meyer's Twilight saga.


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Format: Hardcover
Pages: 224
Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books Ltd
Published: 22 Oct 2009

ISBN 10: 1843174448
ISBN 13: 9781843174448